BANNING SHIT. Lets go all out.

I find myself reading an interesting car article today, and made the mistake of looking at the comments. Some asshole always has to say "we need to ban women drivers." Yeah, um. Get Fucked, Wee man. But then I got thinking....if we banned women drivers, what else could we ban? Oh, the list.... Lets start first with everyone not white. Considering caucasian people are not actually the color "white", they count in this ban scheme. Throw all religions, creeds and gender Identities in there for good measure Subaru Drivers: Seriously, I look at subarus on the road, regardless the driver's age, race, gender or identity, and approach them with the same caution I would walking behind a horse. When your road rage is quelled by "oh, its a subaru", you know its bad. Rest in Peace, Josh's first jeep, victim of a subaru. Any vehicle with a Confederate Flag: Seriously, WTF are you "Good Ol' American Boys" doing, waving or emblazoning your vehicle with the flag of a defeated American enemy? The Rebel flag, which is actually the Battle FLag of the Army of Virginia, not the Confederacy, is like the Swastika at this point: Put it on your restored car if the restoration calls for it. A restored german fighter plane is painted to be historically correct. Automotively, this means a 1969 Charger Dukes of Hazzard Clone and ONLY THIS, not your fucking orange s-10 blazer done up with safety paint. The Prius: Because its a prius. almost as bad as subarus, I have found. Their performance limitations make them less....abrupt. Any asshole who owns a diesel and "Rolls Coal" with it. Really, what is the reason for this, other than to be be a cheesedick? The only, ONLY way that truck should be billowing smoke like that is if it is working REALLY HARD at doing its job...like, I dont know.. PULLING SOMETHING HEAVY..like, up a steep hill, perhaps. The infamous Turn Signal avoider. Seriously, USE THE TURN SIGNAL. If you don't, you get axed. That means no one in arizona can drive...ever. Turn signals are illegal there or something. That person who claims people of a different gender/race/religion/color can't drive. If we banned this asshat, I guarantee the driving experience for the rest of the world would be greatly improved, because the person that makes these claims, in my experience, is usually the asschoke in the safety orange confederate S-10 shitbox. People who don't take care of their cars: This is actually legit. If you hit me, endanger children, so forth and so on because YOU ignored the fact your car's brakes were crappy, you need to be removed from the driving pool. Lack of vehicle care shows you are not responsible enough. This is the short list. Im getting too annoyed to continue, and my tolerance for humanity is already pretty slim. Don't do any of the listed things, and yall should be cool.